Death

(set: $character to (either: "Ben", "Eliza",) ) your character is $character [[Ben]] [[Eliza]]

What's poppin' Eliza, you have just woken up from a deep sleep and you decide to: [[get dressed]] [[brush your teeth]] [[try and die]]

You get out of bed and reach for the sock drawer. As you are doing so, one of the legs on your bed dresser breaks and falls on you. You have been crushed to [[Death]].

As you turn the light on in the bathroom you immediately close your eyes to avoid discomfort. Eyes still closed, you reach for the toothpaste but accidently grab the tube of rat poison you had used in the bathroom last night to help rid yourself of the rat problem in your house. You open the tube and put a hefty amount of poison onto your toothbrush. You brush your teeth for a few seconds, and then realize the taste in your mouth is not right. You open your eyes and quickly understand what you have done, so you spit out the poison. However, it is too late, the poiison has already seeped into your blood stream and it is only a matter of minutes before the poision kills you...[[Death]]

You are so fed up with your life that you actually decide to try and kill yourself. You run down to the basement and grab some rope in order to hang yourself. You tie the rope around your ceiling fan creating a nuse, and wrap it around your neck after pulling up a chair to help reach the nuse. You kick the chair down and start hanging, but after two seconds the fan breaks. The fan has hit your head leaving a pretty big bruise, but you are still very alive and functioning. You now choose to: [[rethink killing yourself]] [[sit in a bath with a plugged-in hair dryer]] [[jump off the roof]]

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As you are pondering whether or not you still want to kill yourself, you have a revalation which leads you to understand a deeper meaning to life. Your heart begins to race out of excitement, so fast that you actual start having a heart attack. You fall to the ground helplessly gasping for air, a few seconds later...[[Death]].

Success! You have been electricuted to [[Death]].

You realize your roof is not tall enough so you decide to jump off of the building you work from. You choose to: [[drive to the office]] [[walk to the office]]

Hey Ben! You are currently 96 years old sitting in your rocking chair at your retirement home in Puerto Rico. You decide to: [[keep sitting]] [[stand up]]

You look out on the sunset thinking back on the amazing life you had. You fall asleep and don't wake up--[[Death]].

As you try to stand up your hips give out and you fall to the ground, unable to move. With no one coming to check in on you for another week, you die of dehydration after a couple of days--[[Death]].

You get in your car and drive to the office. you go up to the 12th floor (from which you work) and immediately sprint for the window. your boss sees you, quickly understands what you are trying to do, and tackles you down. He holds you down and has some of your co-workers call the police. they show up and take you away. You get placed in a mental ward for the rest of your life and die at age 96.--[[Death]]

You walk to the office. you go up to the 12th floor (from which you work) and immediately sprint for the window. your boss sees you, quickly understands what you are trying to do, and tackles you down. He holds you down and has some of your co-workers call the police. they show up and take you away. You get placed in a mental ward for the rest of your life and die at age 96.--[[Death]]